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bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

(Source: ultrafacts)

mischiefisnotyetmanaged:

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profeziafenice7547-marty:

I’ve given up trying to correct people.

Honestly mine isnt even hard but people are dumb

Seriously how hard is it to spell Laurel?! It’s literally Lauren with an L

BOTH oh my god just sound it out it’s not that hard people see more than 6 letters in my last name and freak out like it yiddish or something

how hard is it to get that my last name is thornton. not forton.

BOTH

Because for some reason there is way too many ways to spell Megan and even when I say the regular way they spell it wrong!!

afro-dominicano:

scienceyoucanlove:

Reaching a kilometre into the sky, China’s new environmentally friendly skyscrapers will feature pollution-absorbing coatings, vertical gardens, insect hotels, wind turbines and solar cells. They’ll clean the surrounding water and provide sustainable power to neighbouring buildings.

Read more: bit.ly/1ogTMHX

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Put these everywhere and let’s get Paul Stamets to help rebuild forests while we’re at it.

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