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eatsleepcrap: eatsleepcrap: please reblog this, I had to...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:46:54 -0400

eatsleepcrap:

please reblog this, I had to blackmail my brother with chocolate

ATTENTION TUMBLR ARTISTS

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 04:16:44 -0400

omgwtfneo:

SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE STEALING YOUR GODAMN ART?

Can’t find the godamn ask to tell the blogger to kindly take your art down?

NO MOAR!

Email support@tumblr.com with links to your originals and the repost, and they’ll take it down.

NOW REBLOG THE SHIT OUTA THIS AND SPREAD THE WORD!

SIGNAL BOOST!!

reblog if you dont have a bra on

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:53:38 -0400

westbor0baptistchurch: Making a new mutual follow

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:52:57 -0400

westbor0baptistchurch:

Making a new mutual follow

the-arcane-lombax: forever-pretty-awkward: jackfrostswhore: ...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:47:19 -0400

the-arcane-lombax:

forever-pretty-awkward:

jackfrostswhore:

so-relatable:

1. Augustus Gloop is gluttony.

He’s either eating or thinking about eating. And his name rhymes with poop.

2. Veruca Salt is greed.

She’s a spoiled brat who always wants more.

3. Violet Beauregarde is pride.

She’s always boasting.

4. Mike Teavee is sloth.

He sits and watches TV all the time. His name is also Teavee aka TV

5. Grandpa Joe is envy.

He wants what Wonka has (the factory) and Charlie has (the ticket).

6. Charlie is lust.

Not the kind you normally think of, but the intense desire.

7. … and Wonka is wrath.

He punishes everyone for their flaws.

my life is over now

My mind is blown

And there goes my sanity

dizzyuptay: dakt37 replied to your post: no but how the fuck do you draw angels *screams… When I...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:45:10 -0400

dizzyuptay:

dakt37 replied to your post: no but how the fuck do you draw angels *screams…

When I grow up I’m going to open a stress-relief spa that’s really just a series of rooms full of tables to be flipped. The name will just be that emoticon.

you are the future

illea: i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:44:37 -0400

illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa

is0lated-system: littlemisspartyhardy: sunpeach: okay does anyone else find it kind of strange...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:44:00 -0400

is0lated-system:

littlemisspartyhardy:

sunpeach:

okay does anyone else find it kind of strange that dove makes chocolate and body soap

magnum makes condoms and popsicles lol

Bic makes lighters and school supplies

Yamaha makes motorbikes and pianos

so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a random text from what appears to be a middle school boy that texted the wrong number.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:42:12 -0400

saber-master:

feather-broa:

knttygrrl:

n0dlove:

willinoise:

^lil playa~~

so does this make me a fucked up individual or

YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON IN THE WORLD

I LITERALLY COULD NOT NOT REBLOG THIS.

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR FOREVER.

YOU SIR A MAJESTIC LITTLE SHIT AND THE BEST THING EVER

cataclysmmagazine: Scenery - The Great Gatsby (2013)

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:38:36 -0400

cataclysmmagazine:

Scenery - The Great Gatsby (2013)

emilianadarling: Hello, everyone! To celebrate recently hitting...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:33:10 -0400

emilianadarling:

Hello, everyone! To celebrate recently hitting 4,000 followers, I’ve decided that now is a great time for my second giveaway! You guys have gone above and beyond to make my tumblr experience amazing, and this giveaway is an attempt to thank you all for being so great.

Whereas my last giveaway had a multi-fandom focus, this time I’m going a bit more specific with a Lord of the Rings/Hobbit theme! I’m particularly grateful to The Hobbit fandom for all of their support lately, and I hope this is an adequate thank-you.

Here is what the winner will get:

Lord of the Rings DVDs (Special Extended Edition), newly purchased and with hours and hours of behind-the-scenes features and commentaries.

Two keychains, both of which have the Tolkien symbol on one side and ‘not all those who wander are lost’ on the other side.

Thorin’s Map, complete with aging around the edges.

A small Thorin’s Key necklace, complete with one of my old chains to make it wearable.

Bilbo, Gollum, and Gandalf plushies (Gandalf and Bilbo even come complete with Sting and Glamdring!)

Company of Thorin Oakenshield Mug, with the outlines of the company wrapped around it.

A copy of The Hobbit by JRR Tolkien, newly purchased with one of the most iconic covers.

A selection of buttons,including some with adorable and awesome caricatures of Fili, Kili, Dwalin, Bofur, Bilbo, Thorin, Gandalf, and Hipster Thranduil. (The person I got them from on etsy has since closed their shop!)

The One Ring to Rule Them All, complete with thick silver chain, because it wouldn’t be a proper LotR-themed giveaway without one.

Here are the rules:

Reblog this post and then click here in order to enter. This is super important! Tumblr has been removing notes from posts, making it very difficult to have a fair giveaway. We can work around this problem by clicking the link after each reblog to make sure you are fairly entered.

You must be following me in order to win. This giveaway is a way to appreciate and thank my followers, but that doesn’t really work so well if you’re not following me.

You can reblog this post as many times as you like! Each reblog counts as its own entry. Just make sure to click the link every time you reblog!

I’ll be using a random number generator to decide the winner.

Please make sure to have your ask box enabled so that I can message you if you win!

I will happily ship anywhere in the world. Seriously, the sky’s the limit! (My last giveaway had a winner from Scotland!)

The giveaway will be ending on 12:00AM PST on July 1, 2013. The winner will be announced the next day.

Thank you guys so much for being awesome!

Love from,

Emiliana

ollivander: what you need to know about face characters at...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:31:52 -0400

ollivander:

what you need to know about face characters at disney world

nagitos: unit-r34: nagitos: i taped a dorito to my 3ds whY...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:29:17 -0400

nagitos:

unit-r34:

nagitos:

i taped a dorito to my 3ds

whY DOSE THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES I DONT UNDERSTAND

IS THERE A PUN OR AN INSIDE JOKE IM MISSING OUT ON OR SOMETHING

NO IT’S LITERALLY JUST A DORITO TAPED TO MY 3DS THATS IT THERES NO JOKE HERE

REBLOG IF YOU FOLLOW BACK .

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:26:39 -0400

woahitsluis:

Sit back and casually wait for a hoard of followers.

Wtf!! i have 60+ NEW Followers already!!!

i gained 50+ followers! WHOOP !

Woah It’s Luis:

I’m just reblogging this because of the gifs

Reblog if you would be devastated if you found out one of your followers committed suicide.

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 03:25:19 -0400

imaginationexplorer:

youwillbealoneforever:

hufflepuffletardis:

cr3amedpeaches:

suicidal-smiles:

wheretheewildthingssaree:

moject-prayhem:

don’t you dare not reblog!!!!!!

If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you.

I’d cry knowing that I could of possibly helped them

you wouldn’t even notice, if i do it

if you don’t think i care about every single one of you, you obviously don’t know me or my blog

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:00:18 -0400

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im-happily-insane: I can’t reblog this enough.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:59:44 -0400

im-happily-insane:

I can’t reblog this enough.

REBLOG AND I WILL DRAW A CHARACTER BASED ON YOUR BLOG

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:41:34 -0400

paopu-tan:

I’M PRETTY FUCKING SURE I’M GOING TO REGRET THIS BUT I WILL GLADLY DRAW A CHARACTER BASED ON YOUR BLOG FROM THE 5 SECONDS I WILL STARE.

The art style will most likely look like this

so yeah i’ll probably stop when it becomes too much or whenever I just decide I don’t want to do it anymore. But i’m pretty confident this won’t get that much notes anyways.

MAKE SURE YOU CHECK YOUR URL TAG TO FIND IT IF IT’S DONE.

itsbetterthananal: my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:47:29 -0400

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

modestdemidov:

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 09:34:35 -0400

modestdemidov: